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Dr. Anal ?
Tuesday, October 27

Alright, so today i found out something that was a real surprise but sad at the fact that i was one of the last to know. But i wont go into real detail cos i dont think its right for me to.
Anyways here's a summary on what happened today.

period 1&2; double english
- spent the whole 2 periods watching shrek. I think we were suppose to write some stuf down whilst watching it but i dont think anyone did so LOL
period 3 ; science 
- nothing much happened, didnt do any work
period 4 ; music
- minh got verbally harassed by the guys LOL . aww minh dont worry they're just picking on the prettiest girl in the class (A)
period 5&6 ; art 
- miss ross wasnt here so we had mr payne for the first period and mr craig for the second. Yea i know what you're think, Mr Craig WTF and Mr Payne the FEELER! :L

- first period with mr payne, we had work to do but 8DAI4 just couldnt be bothered to do any so we mucked around the whole time and Mr Payne didnt care !

- We were passing Amanda, Daniel and Jacky's stuff around the table and LOL@ how angry they got.
- Riley took Amanda's pencil case and licked/sucked on all her stationeries and riley was biting daniel's art book LMAO
- Daniel was pissing Amanda off by graffiti-ing on the cover of her Art book, so amanda did the same thing and now both the cover of their books are full of writing in liquid paper.
- Amanda painted daniel's nail with liquid paper :L
- Daniel came up with anal-ing people (ie. Amanda) so alex R kept mentioning the word anal in class ROFLMAO

- Mr Craig came in period 6 and the class was so quiet man. You can like literally hear a pin drop LOL

During lunch me and eugene were 'poppin' freshin' everyone LOL 
it was eugene's thing and i kinda stole it <<
anways best art lesson in 2 years (H)


vivian
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Let It Out
Thursday, October 22

Well, i was crying again today cos i was watching this mainland drama with my mum on tv and i got pretty emtional at the end cos it was sooo sad.
Here's what happened. Some bits are weird cos you kinda need to now what happened throughout the drama to get what's going on.

So this guy and girl were taking turns shooting each other, but in the gun there was only 1 bullet instead of 6 so it was mainly about fate. (yes it sounds funny how they were shooting each other but its for a reason and keep in mind that they both really love each other)
So, yea they took turns and each time before they shot they would say a memory of something they did together. After the fourth go (which was the guy who shot) he secretly changed it so on the next go the bullet would be shot.
The girl without knowing was about to shoot him when the guy asked if she loved him cos she's never actually admitted it before. The girl answered 'yes, i forever love you.' After saying that she shot him. The girl ended up screaming and telling him to not die and continuously said i love you to him. On his last breath the guy told her that he changed the bullet on purpose and was apologising for what he did to her daughter.

Note ; her daughter was of another guy and somehow one of his mens wacked her full hard on the head with a brick. i think it was a brick :S and now there's something wrong with her, i forgot what.

Then the guy died and i started crying cos he was the only reason i started to watch the drama. He was so cute LOL and it was really sad how he liked the girl ever since they met but like he was forbidden to like her and even to tell her that he loves him. So sad :'(
But i've realised recently that i've been really emotional when i'm watching dramas cos this is the 3rd time i cried whilst watching it. It's probably cos the story was sooo sad.

Anyways, back to reality this is what happened today
- In ag today, we were suppose to be watering the plants outside our classroom but we ended up watering each other more than the plants. LOL I ended up being drench at the back cos daniel full watered me when i was refilling my watering can.
When i got back daniel and joshua were teasing me about how i got wet because of justin in a dirty way, when it had NOTHING to do with justin, his not even in our ag class T_T"
- After getting drenched, we had recess and i overheard something that amanda said and it's gona stay with her for the rest of her life. LOL nah im kidding but its really funny :L

anyways i'm not crying anymore and i cbb to write anymore cos its already a long blog.
lmao

vivian
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mlia continue.
Friday, October 16

LOL i couldnt stop reading mlia and it just got funnier and funnier here are some good ones.
i'll try to restrict myself adn put the ultra funny ones :D

Today, my neighbor had a birthday party which included a piñata. I know this because I could hear them screaming from next door, "DIE YOU GREEDY UNICORN!" and "MAKE HIM BLEED CANDY!" my neighbor turned 72 today.

Today, I managed to yell "pika" right before a sneeze. MLIA

Today my boyfriend was running late leaving the house, as he was putting on his shoes by the door I jokingly said "You need to hurry up, my other boyfriend will be here any minute!" He opened the door and almost ran into the UPS man who must have over heard me because he immediately quipped "Honey, I'm home." The look on my boyfriend's face...priceless. MLIA

Today, I programmed my message tone of my phone to scream, "AHHH! I'm bleeding!". While in the bathroom, my friend texts me to ask me where I was. My phone goes off and the girl next to me hands me a tampon underneath the stall. MLIA.

My cousin just entered her eighth month of pregnancy, and today the baby was kicking a lot and making her uncomfortable. Finally, she looked down at her belly and said, "well, if you're that impatient to get started, why don't you do something about it?" Her water broke. MLIA.
-> LOL coincidence much ?

Today, my parents got a new yellow lab puppy. The first thing my 23 year old brother did when he saw her was to lift her up and sing the Circle of Life song from The Lion King. My parents thought he was weird. I was just pissed he thought of it first. MLIA

Today, while in my room, I heard my dad say "son of a bitch" to himself. I walked out and said "You called?" I don't think I've ever seen a more priceless look on someone's face. MLIA.

Today, while driving to school, the Spice Girls "Wannabe" came on the radio. I began singing loudly and dancing in my seat when I pulled up to a red light. I looked to my right and saw my physics teacher,also singing loudly to the song. We made eye contact. It was awkward. We are both guys. MLIA.

Today, I was in the checkout line when I saw a mother and her four year old son. The son was screaming his brains out in hope to get a candy bar, but his mother wasn't taking the performance. He proceeded to scream, "If I don't get my candy bar, I'll tell grandma you put daddy's peepee in your mouth!!". The mother dropped all her groceries, grabbed her kid, and stormed out of the store. I've never laughed so hard. You go, little dude. MLIA
-> parents these days


Today, I came across the definition of "creeper" in Urban Dictionary. "Creeper: A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window." First thing that came to my mind? Twilight. MLIA

Today, I decided that I'm going to dress up as Kanye West for Halloween and my friend is going to dress as Taylor Swift. When my friend says Trick-or-Treat, I'm going to interrupt her and take her Candy saying how much Beyonce deserves this candy. MLIA
-> OMG BEST ONE THE WHOLE DAY !

Today I was babysitting my younger cousin when she asked for some gummy bears. Since there were two colors in the package I asked her if she perfered green or yellow, she replied the taste didn't matter since she just liked biting their heads off and being in control of their fate. She's four. She will achieve great things. MLIA

Today my 4 year old daughter was playing Cinderella. She demanded that I put her to work. I made her clean the bathroomfloor - a task I detest doing myself. She was on her knees scrubbing, singing along and having a great time. I think this is now my favorite game. MLIA
-> christina says ' i wish my sister played cinderella too >.>' LOL

Today, I walked into a bookstore to research on different psychological structures between males and females. As I went past the display stand, there was a book called 'What Men Know About Women'. I opened it, and discovered that it was completely blank. MLIA.

Today, my school had a pep rally. The Taylor Swift Fan Club was lip-syncing and dancing to You Belong With Me. During the first chorus, a guy came down from the bleachers, grabbed the mic, and said "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!" Then, about 30 guys ran onto the gym floor and started dancing to Single Ladies. I think my school just became a little bit cooler. MLIA
-> man if only our school was like that LOL

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to go to the movies. we put on our coats and scarves. while waiting outside the theater to buy tickets, a little girl walked up to us, stared at my boyfriend as though she was scared, looked at me in a disgusted way and said "i thought you were better than this!" we were thoroughly confused until we realized I had bushy brown hair and was wearing a scarlet and gold scarf. he has silvery blond hair and had an emerald scarf. I love this little girl, and completely agree. MLIA

Today, one of the kids in my Spanish class got caught texting. As our teacher was about to take his phone, he got up, and sprinted to the door before he stopped in the doorway and shouted "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" before he ran out of the room and down the hallway. He never came back to class. It absolutly made my day. MLIA

alright so i couldnt restrict myself cos they were so funny ! i could literally pee in my pants cos of how funny they were LOL
anyways, i'll stop reading now and read the others later .
gotta do science and maths assignment but i sooooooooo cbb !
stuff you mahfouz (A)

vivian
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mlia.

well today i spent my last friday of the holiday reading mlia instead of doing my truong homework LOL. here are some UBER funny ones roflmao !
if you cbb to read them all, then just read the bolded ones :D

Today, I just lost a bet to a homeless man he guessed what state I was born in (an infant), how many kids my father had (0 my mom had the kids) , and how many letters where in your last name (12 "your last name"). Best two dollars I ever lost. MLIA

Today, I was at a cross country meet and before we were going to run, the other team screamed "SENIORS" really loud. We decided that we needed to scream something equally powerful and screamed "FOR NARNIA!" We won that meet. MLIA

Today, I went to the restroom. As I got into the stall, I looked at the different fliers people from my school put on the inside of the stalls. One said, "He is watching you. Look up." I slowly looked up. When my eyes reached the ceiling, there was a picture of Robert Pattinson staring back at me. I screamed. MLIA

I'm Australian. Today, I told an American that I work on the Sydney Harbour Bridge knocking off the koalas that climb on there. He said "But there aren't any koalas on the harbour bridge". I replied with, "well that's because I'm doing my job". His belief made my day. MLIA

Today, the girl that sits next to me asked me how to spell orange during our english essay. I just stared at for a second before saying, "O-R-A-N-G-E." She then shook her head & said seriously, "No, not the fruit, the colour." I thought she was joking. She wasn't. MLIA
-> gosh she is S-T-U-P-I-D !

Today, I was trying to telepathically communicate with my teacher in class. He didnt look at me the whole time I was calling out 'sir' loudly in my head, then I thought I'd lie and tell him I slept with his wife, he glanced at me from the corner of his eye. I know he can hear me. MLIA

Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. MLIA

Today, I used a cheap store-brand pregnancy test just for fun, and it came out positive. I'm both male and a virgin, but I'd be simply thrilled to have a baby. MLIA

Today, I was sitting in my room and heard a little boy outside sneeze. I said bless you, and five seconds later, I heard a very hesitant...."God??." MLIA

Today, my little brother asked me what "porn" is. Not wanting to tell him the truth, I immediately told him it was the abbreviation of "popcorn". Later at night he told my parents that he wanted to watch a movie with porn. MLIA

Today I overheard a sweet, tiny elderly lady say fuck. It was the best thing that's happened to me in a while. MLIA.

Today, my brother bought a pregnancy test for my friend. When he was paying for it, he looked the cashier straight in the eye and said as serious as he could "My period is three days late. I'm worried." The cashier looked confused. MLIA

Yesterday, we were playing dodgeball in PE. One of the rules is if you hit someone in the face, they stay in and you're out. Since I'm no good at throwing, I was running around putting my face where the balls would hit it. My team won. MLIA

i'll put more up later if i find more funny ones .
LOL

vivian
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Up, Up and Away
Wednesday, October 14

I went livo with priscilla and her 2 family friends yesturday. I didn't buy much at livo cos i felt bad for wasting so much money at parra. But i did buy 2 headbands that were gold and pretty (A)
We also went to watch up in 3D. I swear we shuldnt have spent an extra $4.50 on the 3D version cos not much happened in 3D anyway. It was just the animals and buildings that were 3D, not much actually popped out and was like gona hit you or something. But yea i felt good that i actually watched Up, so i dont feel left out when people talk about it LOL

Highlights of the movie ;
- The part where the little boy said 'hello mr fredricksen, my name is Russell and i'm here to help you cross the roads ... cross your yard ?'
LOL so funny how he repeated it 3 times :L
- Priscilla crying at the end although i admit it was pretty sad :'(
- I LOVE LOVE LOVE the colourful balloons that held up the house it was so colourful and looked like edible candy :P
- The funny feeling of wearing the 3D glasses over my normal glasses. Felt weird and heavy LOL
I'm probably the one that's weird :L

Thanks for the fun day priscilla <3

vivo
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