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Friday, October 16
LOL i couldnt stop reading mlia and it just got funnier and funnier here are some good ones.
i'll try to restrict myself adn put the ultra funny ones :D
Today, my neighbor had a birthday party which included a piñata. I know this because I could hear them screaming from next door, "DIE YOU GREEDY UNICORN!" and "MAKE HIM BLEED CANDY!" my neighbor turned 72 today.
Today, I managed to yell "pika" right before a sneeze. MLIA
Today my boyfriend was running late leaving the house, as he was putting on his shoes by the door I jokingly said "You need to hurry up, my other boyfriend will be here any minute!" He opened the door and almost ran into the UPS man who must have over heard me because he immediately quipped "Honey, I'm home." The look on my boyfriend's face...priceless. MLIA
Today, I programmed my message tone of my phone to scream, "AHHH! I'm bleeding!". While in the bathroom, my friend texts me to ask me where I was. My phone goes off and the girl next to me hands me a tampon underneath the stall. MLIA.
My cousin just entered her eighth month of pregnancy, and today the baby was kicking a lot and making her uncomfortable. Finally, she looked down at her belly and said, "well, if you're that impatient to get started, why don't you do something about it?" Her water broke. MLIA.
-> LOL coincidence much ?
Today, my parents got a new yellow lab puppy. The first thing my 23 year old brother did when he saw her was to lift her up and sing the Circle of Life song from The Lion King. My parents thought he was weird. I was just pissed he thought of it first. MLIA
Today, while in my room, I heard my dad say "son of a bitch" to himself. I walked out and said "You called?" I don't think I've ever seen a more priceless look on someone's face. MLIA.
Today, while driving to school, the Spice Girls "Wannabe" came on the radio. I began singing loudly and dancing in my seat when I pulled up to a red light. I looked to my right and saw my physics teacher,also singing loudly to the song. We made eye contact. It was awkward. We are both guys. MLIA.
Today, I was in the checkout line when I saw a mother and her four year old son. The son was screaming his brains out in hope to get a candy bar, but his mother wasn't taking the performance. He proceeded to scream, "If I don't get my candy bar, I'll tell grandma you put daddy's peepee in your mouth!!". The mother dropped all her groceries, grabbed her kid, and stormed out of the store. I've never laughed so hard. You go, little dude. MLIA
-> parents these days
Today, I came across the definition of "creeper" in Urban Dictionary. "Creeper: A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window." First thing that came to my mind? Twilight. MLIA
Today, I decided that I'm going to dress up as Kanye West for Halloween and my friend is going to dress as Taylor Swift. When my friend says Trick-or-Treat, I'm going to interrupt her and take her Candy saying how much Beyonce deserves this candy. MLIA
-> OMG BEST ONE THE WHOLE DAY !
Today I was babysitting my younger cousin when she asked for some gummy bears. Since there were two colors in the package I asked her if she perfered green or yellow, she replied the taste didn't matter since she just liked biting their heads off and being in control of their fate. She's four. She will achieve great things. MLIA
Today my 4 year old daughter was playing Cinderella. She demanded that I put her to work. I made her clean the bathroomfloor - a task I detest doing myself. She was on her knees scrubbing, singing along and having a great time. I think this is now my favorite game. MLIA
-> christina says ' i wish my sister played cinderella too >.>' LOL
Today, I walked into a bookstore to research on different psychological structures between males and females. As I went past the display stand, there was a book called 'What Men Know About Women'. I opened it, and discovered that it was completely blank. MLIA.
Today, my school had a pep rally. The Taylor Swift Fan Club was lip-syncing and dancing to You Belong With Me. During the first chorus, a guy came down from the bleachers, grabbed the mic, and said "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!" Then, about 30 guys ran onto the gym floor and started dancing to Single Ladies. I think my school just became a little bit cooler. MLIA
-> man if only our school was like that LOL
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to go to the movies. we put on our coats and scarves. while waiting outside the theater to buy tickets, a little girl walked up to us, stared at my boyfriend as though she was scared, looked at me in a disgusted way and said "i thought you were better than this!" we were thoroughly confused until we realized I had bushy brown hair and was wearing a scarlet and gold scarf. he has silvery blond hair and had an emerald scarf. I love this little girl, and completely agree. MLIA
Today, one of the kids in my Spanish class got caught texting. As our teacher was about to take his phone, he got up, and sprinted to the door before he stopped in the doorway and shouted "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" before he ran out of the room and down the hallway. He never came back to class. It absolutly made my day. MLIA
alright so i couldnt restrict myself cos they were so funny ! i could literally pee in my pants cos of how funny they were LOL
anyways, i'll stop reading now and read the others later .
gotta do science and maths assignment but i sooooooooo cbb !
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