mlia.
Friday, October 16
well today i spent my last friday of the holiday reading mlia instead of doing my truong homework LOL. here are some UBER funny ones roflmao !
if you cbb to read them all, then just read the bolded ones :D
Today, I just lost a bet to a homeless man he guessed what state I was born in (an infant), how many kids my father had (0 my mom had the kids) , and how many letters where in your last name (12 "your last name"). Best two dollars I ever lost. MLIA
Today, I was at a cross country meet and before we were going to run, the other team screamed "SENIORS" really loud. We decided that we needed to scream something equally powerful and screamed "FOR NARNIA!" We won that meet. MLIA
Today, I went to the restroom. As I got into the stall, I looked at the different fliers people from my school put on the inside of the stalls. One said, "He is watching you. Look up." I slowly looked up. When my eyes reached the ceiling, there was a picture of Robert Pattinson staring back at me. I screamed. MLIA
I'm Australian. Today, I told an American that I work on the Sydney Harbour Bridge knocking off the koalas that climb on there. He said "But there aren't any koalas on the harbour bridge". I replied with, "well that's because I'm doing my job". His belief made my day. MLIA
Today, the girl that sits next to me asked me how to spell orange during our english essay. I just stared at for a second before saying, "O-R-A-N-G-E." She then shook her head & said seriously, "No, not the fruit, the colour." I thought she was joking. She wasn't. MLIA
-> gosh she is S-T-U-P-I-D !
Today, I was trying to telepathically communicate with my teacher in class. He didnt look at me the whole time I was calling out 'sir' loudly in my head, then I thought I'd lie and tell him I slept with his wife, he glanced at me from the corner of his eye. I know he can hear me. MLIA
Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. MLIA
Today, I used a cheap store-brand pregnancy test just for fun, and it came out positive. I'm both male and a virgin, but I'd be simply thrilled to have a baby. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my room and heard a little boy outside sneeze. I said bless you, and five seconds later, I heard a very hesitant...."God??." MLIA
Today, my little brother asked me what "porn" is. Not wanting to tell him the truth, I immediately told him it was the abbreviation of "popcorn". Later at night he told my parents that he wanted to watch a movie with porn. MLIA
Today I overheard a sweet, tiny elderly lady say fuck. It was the best thing that's happened to me in a while. MLIA.
Today, my brother bought a pregnancy test for my friend. When he was paying for it, he looked the cashier straight in the eye and said as serious as he could "My period is three days late. I'm worried." The cashier looked confused. MLIA
Yesterday, we were playing dodgeball in PE. One of the rules is if you hit someone in the face, they stay in and you're out. Since I'm no good at throwing, I was running around putting my face where the balls would hit it. My team won. MLIA
i'll put more up later if i find more funny ones .
LOL
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