Today we also had ag and mr mcgregor was telling us how the school wants a logo. We have a crest but we also want a special logo so when others see it they know that it's the hurlstone logo. He asked us for some ideas (bad decision btw) and we all started chucking ideas at him. Some of these ideas included:
- a cow
- a plow and a hoe
- a hand and a glove (symbolizing preg testing)

I don't remember the rest but the hand and glove one was the best idea by far. Who wouldn't recognize the symbolic hand and glove. People who have preg tested are proud of it, people who will preg test are excited about and people who haven't are just jelly because they can't experience that warmth inside a cow's ass. Let me tell you that doing preg testing in the winter would be the best. Just picture this. You're freezing cold in the stormy, cold weather and then BAM! you see a cow. You decide to stick you arm up it's ass and before long you'll be thanking yourself for making the best decision ever. So to those who haven't and will not get the chance to preg test, SUCK THAT! We go to HURLSTONE AGRICULTURAL HIGH SCHOOL and we're PROUD OF OUR POTATO SACKS!

vivo